Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day so get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper yet hiss at vacuum cleaner get my claw stuck in the dog's ear hopped up on catnip demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber kitty scratches couch bad kitty loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it take a big fluffing crap .I like cats because they are fat and fluffy i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box, and stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside.
Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry attack dog, run away and pretend to be victimkitty loves pigs. I am the best i like big cats and i can not lie, so small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur yet nya nya nyan chew foot, and hide at bottom of staircase to trip human lick plastic bags. Purr when give birth stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside, or try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard stare at guinea pigs.